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  • 14:42 my head hurts...self induced of course. brb, dying in bed. #
  • 20:44 just eaten a whole tub of ben & jerry's vanilla toffee crunch. i can feel my thighs getting bigger as i type. #
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  • 21:44 the doctor i saw today was a cunt...apparently i'm too fat for surgery. nevermind the fact that the nhs operate on morbidly obese people.... #
  • 21:46 ...all the time without batting an eyelid, yet because i need to lose a whopping 2 stone they say no. cunts. #
  • 22:11 in brighter news i think that jensen ackles may just be perfect. i need him in my pants plz. #
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  • 22:33 i tried to change one of the headlights in my car before and failed. i am now going to require the services of a man. epic fail. #
  • 18:23 my bra strap broke in work. now i like showing my tits off but work is not the best place so spent last hour trying to confine one of them. #
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  • 16:55 i despise ringing my mobile phone people but i really want a new phone. #
  • 18:49 it is offical...people who work at orange are cunts. give the damn phone i want!!! #
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  • 23:40 i have a new duvet. it is uber thick and so toasty warm it makes me never want to leave my bed. i think i'm in love with it. #
  • 23:46 i have also decided on tattoo #2...not sure when i'm getting it though. #
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